May 2012
6 posts
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Really doe Summer, did you have to go and be...
!@#@R$#F
Dear New York Apartment Gods,
I know you are fickle gods, who like to test me with Craigslist scammers and adamantly “sex positive” roommates and eery, affordable rooms in Brighton, but please, please, please: please let me sublet this two-bedroom in Chinatown that is a TEN-MINUTE WALK from where I’ll be working this summer.
This is a real person with a real apartment in a...
sometimes all you need is jackson 5, the exchange of emojis, an english paper, and a hand-me-down t-shirt that smells like detergent
