Choosing a tie is always hard
So I was robbed today?
Note to self: never walk home listening to your iPod unless you wanna have a knife to your neck in a few seconds. I was just walking home from Blair, minding my own god damned business, when I felt some dude’s arms around my neck and then this other asshole stepped in front of me, snatched my iPod and my backpack, and oh what’s that there’s a knife pressed against my throat....
Poison Oak - Bright Eyes I’m feeling more...
Happy 4/20 everybody.
True Life →
Follow the “Invitation” path around for a while.
Well damn, when exactly did overalls come back?
IS IT TRUE
That the word “hermaphrodite” is a combination of Hermes and Aphrodite? That is crazy. That is all.
I know that we have a shit load of work this week and I know that I’m tired and procrastinating and woefully unprepared for the next 8 months, but I am in such an inexplicably good mood and have been for days. And I’m not tryna question it. I feel like having a picnic or going biking or reading a book of my choice outside with a bowl of craisins. And even though I can’t do any...
I Don't Need No
Lately I’ve been thinking a lot about school. I go back and forth between hating all of the kids that cry about maybe having a 3.8 GPA and, way less often, hating myself for not applying myself as seriously. And yeah, it’s annoying that people will look down on you if you get a 2100 on the SAT (actually, it’s annoying that everyone knows what you got in the first place), but I...
The website should have the passion of Eleanor Roosevelt but the charm and...– (via clientsfromhell)
What le fuck
Good to know: if you ever wanna stay on vacation longer, you can tell the airline that you think you have the swine flu and they’ll move mountains to transfer your flight. But then when you go to the doctor to get yourself a note, you might have to leave your friend’s cousin in the apartment without a key to let himself back in, and he’d look longingly out the window for hours...