My mom: “Teenagers love Miracle Whip! I saw that commercial with all the hipsters eating it on a rooftop in New York or something…”
I swear to God if they don’t cancel school soon this is NOT Montgomery County. Actually if it were they would have cancelled last night!
Just trudged though the snow to feed my neighbor’s bird, who had laid an egg! Who is the daddy?
Stuck in the house all day. Why not start learning Italian…
I am one of those filthy tinsel-crazed materialist Christmas consumers and I’m lovin it.
Nom nom curry chicken
all work and no play…
I hate that I still cry whenever I think about you. It’s been four months and I really don’t have the time to be breaking down every day when I see Facebook messages from your church or think about your smile. And my sister has better things to do than let my crying ass into her room to vent. But I’m so afraid that it won’t hurt this bad some day. The memory won’t be...
Purely Platonic—“Melt With You”/”What I Got” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb5uF9m-xdY
Christmas list item #1: the Helvetica Documentary DVD
Christmas list item #2: bow tie
Woke up and my power was out. 10-minute sink bath FTW.